Valentine's Special

Since its Krishin's birthday and its Valentines, we thought we'd do an indian bride finder special - just for the man from Lagos.

Krishy, these are for you:

No.1 Traditional but naughty housewife. Not so young, but with age comes experience ;)

No.2 Cheeky-Cheeky! Fun, feisty and fully sindi, this lady is perfect for the playboy in you. 

No.3 Mrs.Officer. We all know Krish likes a bit of domination, so why not try this firm but loving police-officer. We'd get arrested by her any day!

No.4 Katie! We know, we know, she is not fully Hindi, but if past experiences are anything to go on, the Assbandit has a penchant for English roses.

No.5 Liv. Highly recommended. Brings best of both worlds, and can be mean in-between the sheets too! 

(Meg and Tara optional).

Signed, 

The Luuuuuurve Doctors

hey guys!

H Weezie Richie Rich and Chairman Chinky up in here. Now we've been here long enough to settle in we thought we'd tell you more about the school and where we stay. Pondy is a beautiful town, divided into French and Indian quarters. We live just outside the Indian quarter, in a big house that doubles as the charity HQ. Every lunch time we go to this place called Ananda Bhavan, which is a very cheap Indian fast-food joint that serves proper Indian food. A whole lunch costs us 1 pound. TJ and Hux are looking into investing in it. In the evenings we drive down to the French quarter and go to one of the restaurants over there.

Anyway with that background, here's our week so far:

THURSDAY - The water was taken. This was a momentous day. On Wednesday Thomas Ian James had 3 bottles of water. On Thursday, he had none. He has not forgotten. If anyone has seen these bottles please contact us on 07934610719. To drown our sorrows we played Mao. Despite not drinking any of the whisky, Richard insisted we took a photo of him with a glass- his "stubble looked really good" apparently. If anyone else has played Mao could they please inform us of its value, because it is literally the least fun game ever.

FRIDAY - Chairman Chinky and Hux took the joke too far.

In the afternoon we were asked to teach the Indian staff basic computer skills. Thomas took this lesson and decided their attentions were best focused on making line graphs of his (crushing) bridge victory. We lost the chart but fortunately he also made a hand copy:

Hux also organised a quiz night where we had to guess all the girls who have fancied him. There were a lot more than we thought.

SATURDAY -We woke up really late and spent the afternoon on the verandah playing with some local kids. In the evening we had a double dinner at Ananda Bhavan where we met a nice English guy called Steve who invited us to watch the Man U game.

We appreciate your ever continuing support and praise.

Love,

Tj, Richard and Hux.

P.S Laydeez, check in tomorrow for our valentine special!

Ok now that we have got the tricky first post out of the way we can begin. Firstly may we say we hope you're all well and we all send our love. This blog will hopefully silence the hundreds of messages we have each been receiving asking us about our movements.

We are currently in Pondicherry and have been since saturday, before that Chennai and Mahaballaparum. Chennai was really nice but we had some trouble with richard and this fat sikh guy. mahaballaparum was not so great. In fact the beach-front hotel was more of a shit-front hotel as people just shat evrywhere. Pondi is lovely, all bitches and beaches. It is a bit like miami.

For those of you who have asked about in india in general, (lyk a million of u) it is a lovely country and everyone is incredibly friendly.

Love richard hux and teej

we have arrived